“This Middle-Aged Introvert Actually Made More By Doing Less!?!”
Discover How A Basic Squeeze Page & Presell Made A Bumbling Barely Cpu Literate School Bus Driver Over $34,000 In JUST TWO MONTHS!
PROOF!!!

^^^Look At That!!!^^^
This 54 yr old 'perpetual product buyer' that’d been hoarding digital products he never made any money from for the past 4 years… achieved this without ever doing a video, showing his face, or crafting his own sales copy!…
How Does This Happen!?!

Funny enough, by emailing one the product creators of a significant portion of your library of unused digital products and asking said product creator…
“How can I make money without using any of the numerous products of yours that I’ve purchased?”
You must send this email with a steely conviction against the painful irony of your request. And, you must never acknowledge the ludicrousness of this question.
And, then that product creator will surprisingly… agree to help you :-).
Thus begins this short but amazing story of me (Ari Rothland, i.e. useless product creator) and Charlie (i.e. useless product hoarder).
Charlie tasked me with a mission, the goal of this mission was simple, it stated the following:
"A simple, yet not overly techy method for making at least $80,000 per year."
As a School Bus Driver, Charlie is making the most he’s ever made now after 26 years on the job… which is currently $48,000 annually.
And, extra $32,000 a year would be life-changing for him. And, hell… the guy’s not asking for much.
So, imagine the joy he felt when he made that $32,000 in 2 months plus another $2,000 as icing on the cake!?!!
However, that still leaves something important unanswered...
Why Did I Help Him & Exactly How Did I Do It?
The reason I helped him is Charlie just so happened to contact me while I was going through a coaching myself. This coaching was all about improving your branding.
And, I was stuck on a particular exercise. That exercise was asking me this particularly perplexing question…
“What’s the best reason for a customer to NOT do business with you?”
I was stumped for almost a week until Charlie’s email came through and it answered that question for me almost immediately.
“All of my courses are super intricate, and intensive.”
It’s bootcamp this, super funnel that, etc.
I could not think of the last time I sold a simple, concise method to make some good money.
Which made Charlie an opportunity for me and him.
So, I accepted Charlie’s mission and started coaching him in February of this year (2023) with no real plan or direction.
I just had a mission….
“A simple, not overly techy method for making at least $80,000 a year.”
Here’s what I came up with…
1) A High ticket affiliate offer with a strong sales angle and presentation.
2) A Squeeze page that clearly states what’s being sold.
3) A bridge page that acts as it’s own sales page to presell checking out the affiliate offer.
4) Some truly unique bonuses I created myself to differentiate the funnel from the traditional affiliate funnels with cheap PLR as bonuses.
5) A short but powerful email follow up that addresses the main concerns for your average IM buyer.
6) A simple traffic method that didn’t have a long learning curve.
7) Making sure this funnel is infinitely scalabe on the frontend and easy to add a backend on to it as some point in the future.
And, that’s exactly what we achieved…
Which put $34,819.64 in Charlie’s pocket from the 1st week of February to today!
Now, I’m ready to offer you a chance to crush it with the exact funnel Charlie is making money from as you read this!
Allow me to introduce you to…
“The Curated Solo Cash Affiliate Funnel”
Here’s what you’re getting today…
- A High ticket affiliate offer in the Internet Marketing Niche that sells a frontend offer for $995 via webinar. Plus, it has a robust backend to pays out up to over $3,000! (This why Charlie’s Clickbank earnings shown above is so awesome!)
- A polarizing squeeze page! This page is written with a very clear intention, to repel the wrong people and attract the right ones. Which is why regardless of opt-in rate (low or high) it consistently brings in people who buy! (Charlie ran a solo that only had a 18% opt-in and still sold 6 people the $995 frontend offer and got 2 upsells to boot!)
- A Salesletter-esque Bridge page! Wait until you see the page that follows the squeeze it’s got proof images, bulletpoints, sales angles, the works… as if it were a true sales page all to convince people to watch the webinar. (Multiple solo ad vendors have asked Charlie to create a bridge page for them after seeing this funnel)
- 3 Irresistible bonuses! These bonuses push the greed button that motivates the best buyers in the IM niche. These bonuses promise fast traffic, viral content, and repeat buyers. Which are among the most popular sales angles on JVZoo and warriorplus. (Oh, I knew exactly what I was doing when I created these)
- 8 Curated Solo Vendors… these are the best of the best. Each one I have purchased from personally over 20 times. And, Charlie has purchased from each of them at least 3 times at this point. I picked them not just because of my experience with them but because of type of offers they specialize on getting buyers for. There were other great vendors that I excluded because I only want those with lists that will respond to an offer like this (I promise you’ve never seen me promote any of these vendors before)
- 3 easy to edit Solo Ad Swipes… these are the emails I let Charlie send to the Solo Ad vendors to get the “RIGHT CLICKS” out of their lists. I made them easy to edit because multiple people will be using them now, so re-wording them without losing their essence is important. (Think of this as an extension of the squeeze page, purposely polarizing)
- 7 Rebuttal busting Email followups… at $995 most people who do buy won’t buy right away. These emails are designed to get them to reconsider balking at the price, or at least finishing the full webinar presentation. (63% of Charlies sales come from these follow up emails)
And, that’s all there is to it.
I told you Charlie wanted it simple so I kept it simple.
Hell, this funnel doesn’t even include his picture. It the reason why I don’t have my usual photo next to a testimonial on this sales page.
Charlie likes to remain anonymous, I still have not seen the man’s face. Who knows maybe he’s cat-fishing me lol.
So, how does it sound to be the proud owner of a simple 2 page funnel promoting a $995 webinar offer to the tune of 5 figures per month?
If your first thought was… “SOUNDS GOOD!!!”
Then secure your copy of “The Curated Solo Cash Affiliate Funnel” Today for just…
$97
All Sales Are Final
If you are unsure then simply don't buy. Being that this is a 'Done For You' funnel... there's nothing for you to do other than set it up then send someone an email to drive traffic for you.
This is by far the laziest "Done For You" funnel I've ever created. I would barf refunding someone for this as it's a guarantee they just want it for free. Because, proving it works couldn't be easier.
So, please make sure you really want this. Make sure you're ready to upload 2 webpages and 7 emails. Plus, do the heavy lifting of pushing a solo ad buy button and emailing a prewritten email. Like C'mon! what are you waiting for... you know this is a no brainer... click that big yellow button above already!
Alright, rant over. Big thanks for checking out the offer.
I sincerely hope to see you on the inside.
All the best,
Ari Rothland
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